Azreil's Journal

VDay and other such things

2006-02-15T09:15:46Z

I was insanely happy on V Day. I knew I was getting a rose from Ellen, but Moppy's made my day. :D But even before I got them, I was bouncy, and acting sugar high. Without the sugar. Hmm...

Had my first two before school classes this week. The Tuesday one is easy, with Mum driving me in I get a sleep in, but the Wednesday one I have to catch the train in. Now, it's no that the train is bad, but instead, it's that the train makes me late to class. And there's no other way to get there earlier. But, who cares. The train is good. I wrote three or so pages on there today. It was very good. :DDD

And KAtie? You rock my socks. I wish I had something to give you. -_-;;; But thanks for the story. It made me smile like woah. And the "Everything in that story is true. Apart from the Tyler/Bel." made me giggle and Warwick look at me. But still. Twas worth it.

Still haven't done my Science sheet. Still haven't read the last 10 pages of Dracula. Still avoiding Lasher.

Meh. I'm going to go dry my sports uniform, for it needs to be done. Toodles!

Amy. <3

Hmm. O.o

2006-02-13T09:28:53Z

Bleh. Stupid Science assignment. I don't want to choose a topic... Complete free choice of something of a "Science Nature". Help, please? I have absolutely NO idea.

And, I'm going to miss some of Suprenatural tonight. BLEH. I don't want to. I guess, if I'm going to go to ZG and MC, I should do smaller thingsa too. But still. Jared Padalecki!

-shuts up- Anyway. Not much else to say. I'm off to do stuff... Bye!

Bleh

2006-02-10T10:22:43Z

Tired. School was schoolish. The maths test that had me swearing was actually... decent. Meh. Organised to send roses to people at recess on V-Day, and that was about it. Listened to Tim's iRiver on the bus and laughed because the drum/bass stream he downloaded has MSN sounds attached.

XDDDD

Well, it amused me.

Scott tried to kill me today, I swear. He's in allegiance with the wind and the hills to make every cycling extremely hard. And then is all "Oo! Tailwind! CYCLECYCLECYCLE! FASTER, WHORE!" -whipcrack-

Exactly like that. -nod-

Hmm. What else is there to say? Very little. Apart from I'm tired. Again. And I watched the Grammy opening -- the Madonna and Gorillaz.

ZOMFG it rocked my socks. It was just... WOAH. I don't generally take notice of the choreography, but to not notice that would have been blasphemous. IT just.... flowed. It was awesome. Incredible. Whatever you want to call it, it was. :D It was... wow. Yeah, I can't describe it.

Plus, the Gorillaz were good. Yes, yes they were.

Well...

I'm going to do... stuff. Buh bye now.

amywonder @ 2006-02-10T09:31:00

2006-02-09T22:39:25Z

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I'm at school. Science is good because Mr Kelty is good because Mr Kelty is like "Do your work and then you can do whatever the hell you want."

Mr Kelty is rapidly becoming my favourite teacher.

Hmm. Silly Kanga isn't posting. Silly Kate didn't post last night but that could well be because she went offline. Silly silly Katie.

<lj-cut=Yoinked from Hika>
This is the girly survey! Every x is worth 1%. After you are finished, count up how many %s you recieved and put it in the title (x% Girly). Go Ahead!

[X] During the summer, I pretty much wear only flip-flops.
[] The only reason I go to school is for the boys!! Duhh!
[] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies and dolls
[x] My favorite color is purple
[x] When I was young I danced ballet - or even as I got older.
[x] I love skirts.
[] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop.
[] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
[x] I've never had a real job
[] My hair is straightened or scrunched and worn down almost everyday.
[] I am on AIM or Yahoo Messanger at least 5 hours a day.
[] I have at least 8 myspace pictures.
[] I usually go shopping at least once a week
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends
[] I have a real diamond ring
[] I've had at least 10 boy friends
[] I've gone to a tanning salon
[] I go to the beach to tan - not to swim
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes - not including flip flops
[] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach obsessively.
[] I flirt. A LOT.
[] I change my icon weekly.
[] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic. Unless you gave me money for it!
[x] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[] I wear eye liner, mascara, or cover up everyday
[] I've been or am on a diet.
[x] Bathing suits are adorable! That's why I have 3 of them!
[] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[] Big sunglasses are hott.
[x] I have gotten my nails done.
[] I own over 10 handbags.
[] MTV is my favorite channel.
[] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys, boys and more boys!
[] I love to have other girls do my hair and make-up.
[] I don't understand how people can like Fall Out Boy, From First to Last, System of A down, and all of those other crazy bands!
[x] I hate bugs!
[x] Carnivals are very fun.
[x] Summer is THE best season.
[] I don't do sports.
[] I HATE to run. Unless I'm tring to get away for someone or something.
[] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[] I dance ALL of the time
[] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[x] I love dresses and dressing up for no reason.
[] Every part of my outfit needs to match.
[] I talk on the phone at least 4 times a day with my friends.
[] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[] One of my myspace pictures is of me making a kissy face.
[] Price on clothes hardly matters.
[] I apply lip gloss 200 times a day
[] I wish I was a model.
[] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[x] I wore something that was semi-slutty on Halloween. (Well, Rhia's Birthday Party, anyway.)
[] I own Uggs.
[] I pop my collar.
[] I LOVE to be the center of attention.
[x] Guys with mohawks ROCK!!
[x] Horses are beautiful, and fun to ride.
[x] Cats are adorable.
[] Old Navy is like a K-mart
[] I write poems or my own music
[x] I can get VERY jealous.
[x] I would love to visit or have already visited Hawaii.
[] Valentines day is so cute! It's definitely not just a way to make money!
[] White clothing, accesories, and shoes are totally better than black.
[] I wouldn't be caught DEAD in all black. Unless it was either my or someone else's funeral.
[x] my closet is STOCK-FULL of clothing.
[x] I HATE the grungy feeling of a beard. Every guy that I date MUST be clean-cut.
[] I LOVE to read gossip magazines.
[] I LOVE to gossip!
[] I kiss and tell!
[] Old ladies are adorable!
[] I LOOOVE kids.
[] I'm ALL about being vegatarian.
[] I REFUSE to eat at McDonalds!
[] I check my myspace everyday.
[x] I LOVE life! Well, most of the time.
[x] I have A LOT of jewlery!
[] My screen names have x's in them.
[] One of my myspace screen names contain <3's.>
[x] I would NEVER want to be a guy! Well, almost never.
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26 Girly. Bleh.

That will be all. For now.

amywonder @ 2006-02-09T21:17:00

2006-02-09T10:17:54Z

At 9:17, Amy is going to sleep. Talk to you later, Katie-pie.

amywonder @ 2006-02-09T20:49:00

2006-02-09T09:50:02Z

Oh, and....

<td align="center"> amelia --
[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

...Awesome. O.o

amywonder @ 2006-02-09T20:43:00

2006-02-09T09:48:15Z

Schoolness is improving. Slowly. Business Studies scares me; Mr Muddle seems to delight in telling long, rambling stories that seem to have no point and then leaving it up to us to figure out the hidden meaning behind them.

Oh, and so far, Careers seems utterly pointless. Everyone seems to agree.

History's good though. The teacher that decided Rhianna and I were rebellious and rude is teaching it. But she seems pretty good. Again, enjoys the rambling stories, but they have more of a point to them.

Bleh. Maths test tomorrow. It's across the board, so it shouldn't be that hard.

Kanga should be online. More, at least. And Kate should post in N2. < /hint>

Anyway. I'm going to go... do stuff. Bye. -poke-

GUH

2006-02-07T21:29:54Z

Schhol is trying to devour my soul. I've been back two freaking days (I'm off school today cause it's the swimming carnival and I didn't feel well last night) and already they've decided they're going to drown me in homework. I guess it's the whole School Certificate year thing. I'm not sure. But it's painful. Today, on my day off, I have to:
-Study for maths test
-Finish off Maths questions
-Do Geography glossary terms which I don't understand.... -.-
-Read more of Dracula
-Figure out whether I can do St Peter's Baslica for my history assignment
-Do Science questions
-ASDFGHJKL:"

They want my soul, I tell you.

In other news, Rachel's party rocked. We went to the Kavon, and it was just awesome. :D There were 3 other parties there but we were the coolest because for a while, they refused to dance and play the games. Which meant we were cooler, cause we did. And we had a squeaky spider thrown at us. General consensus was it was to go down my shirt. So it did. And then we threw it at the guy who owned it. He took it back, because, as we decided, thats the closest he's evere going to get to touching a boob.

-cough- Yes. Well. It was cool. Miss Pussycat had the most awesome boots of awesomeness. And I got hugs from all four hosts. Vamp was sexy and I told him so. He laughed and patted me on the head. We had glowstick bracelets that looked cool in the smokey mistyness they had when we first got there.

I should stop rambling and start researching. Toodles!

ASDFGHJKL:"SQUEEEEE!

2006-02-04T09:03:05Z

Translation: U2 tickets arrived. This makes me extremely happy. In the pants. :DDDD

Life is awesome, sometimes. It really is. Like today. And today. And... WHEEE!

Also. Started a new ish project today. It's... not bad. The character based on Kate is about to die. =3 Actually, she's already dead, but it's now being described. Never fear though, she will be back. Kinda. In a way. -shuts up-

Well, yes. Life is good today. I still can't shake off the feeling that Veez was TRYING to make me think of Edward Norton in Red Dragon when she made up John. It's probably just a coincedence, though...

I'm going to watch Gilmore Girls, unless Kate decides to in some way inform me that she is online/alive. At this moment. I know she was about an hour ago.

:S

And another...

2006-02-04T08:57:00Z

Leave me an anonymous comment pouring your heart out. Say anything. Tell me your stories, your secrets, those things no one ever asks but you wish to tell. Tell me abut your love, your hate, your indifference, your joy. Tell me about what's inside of you when you're reading through these entries on your friends list, and tell me why you continue to come back here. Tell me how much you hate me. How much you love me. Tell me anything.

Post anonymously. Speak honestly, because there isn't any censure here. Post as many times as you like. One faceless wonder to another.

And then, pass it on.

Stolen from Kate.

2006-02-04T08:56:34Z

This is meant to be replied to with anonymous comments. Okay. So, when you reply click the anonymous button

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. A hint to whom you are...

amywonder @ 2006-02-03T21:06:00

2006-02-03T10:10:12Z

Stolen from Sana.

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter"/comment from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

1. Sirius Black, Harry Potter.
2. Sam Winchester, Supernatural.
3. Aragorn, Lord of the Rings.
4. Lydia, Finding Cassie Crazy.
5. Moist Von Lipwig, Going Postal (Discworld).

Or, for you who know my characters... :P

6. Aisha-Jana Londha, N2 or Berhale. (They're kinda different...)
7. Thari Kagelan, N2 or Berhale.
8. Xavier. XP

Oh yeah.

2006-02-03T02:53:35Z

Waiters in Hawk's Nest amuse me. At least, one does. The one who kept on attempting to look down my shirt and then kept on staring at Warwick's ass.

He was more my age. IT was amusing. But so very odd...

Iiiiii'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack.

2006-02-03T02:41:34Z

IF you haven't noticed. :DDDD

Hawk's Nest was awesome. My back and legs resemble a lobster.

Now, I have the flu. My foot got sliced open by a shell and my dog scratched me. But it was still awesome.

Times I fell up the stairs of the holiday house: 1. Times I fell down the stairs: 1. Times, through sheer brilliance, I fell over my own feet in the lounge room and ended up spilling coffee over my self: 1.

My dog is more co-ordinated than I am. This does not make me happy in the pants.

I got new swimmers. :D A bikini, as well. The idea of me in a bikini is rather scary. But it was only $30. And it's pretty cool. =D

In other news, school admin just called to find out whether I'm going back to school. I was hoping Mum would say no.

Unfortunately, she told the truth.

Rachel's birthday party on Monday. Not sure if I'm going.

I'm off. :D Much love, all.

Leaving soon.

2006-01-28T22:19:35Z

Well. Not soon. Mum isn't even up yet and I'm bumming around the house in my pjs. I need to repaint my nails. -.-;

I want to be RPing. >< With Veez, or Kate, or, hell, I'd settle for a Neopets RPer at the moment. I'm desperate.

I should log onto WoW and say goodbye to people. But I don't want to, because I abhor the idea of talking to Shaun. And he'll be on, I know it.

Stupid Shaun.

In other news, I sliced my thumb open yesterday. I got blood on the door of the fridge. :D But I coped and Mum nearly had a fit when she found out how much it bled. It was painful and is going to be interesting in the salt water of the ocean this week.

Watched Red Dragon last night. Awesome, awesome movie. Although, Edward Norton has a horrible dye job. It actually made me think of John. And that made me giggle at inapproprate times which made Mum look at me with horror. She was so freaked out by it. XD

We're taking Fight Club to Hawks Nest. Another awesome movie.

"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!"

...yeah. :D

asdfghjkl;'

2006-01-27T21:17:38Z

I should stop coping on less sleep than is healthy. Actually, I think I'm going to go back to bed after this entry. Maybe with some tea. -shrug-

Went to a Jets/Roar game on Thursday night (Soccer). To be honest, it sucked. The Jets (my hometown team) are (well, actuaaly, were) 2nd on the table. Roar are/were 6th. The Jets coach decided that he'd play a 5-3-2 combination.

...

Jets don't play like that. They suck like that. For corners, they leave 2 people up the back, which leaves their entire defence exposed. Fricking hell! Even I know that. And no one was interested. Seriously. They just kept on passing it back. There's always times when you have to pass it back, sometimes even return it to keeper, but it was their only tactic.

They lost, 5-0. Stupid soccer.

Blizzard. -twitch-

2006-01-25T09:31:48Z

Blizzard is making lots of people angry today. NO ONE. And I mean NO ONE. Can log onto Suramar. Suramar being the WoW server I play on. Stupid Blizzard. -twitch-

What have I done today? Less than I did yesterday. Had a decent conversation with mum, at least. No more slashy goodness for me until me/mum/Warwick discuss it. I'm scared like WOAH about talking about anything like that with Warwick.

And everyone's heard about Trillian. I can go on IF I ask and they have to be allowed to read at any stage. I'm not going to comment again on that little propostion.

Gah. I want to watch Brokeback Mountain. Now. But I can't.

Hmm. Cooked dinner, too. Should've walked Ashley. Didn't.

Warwick's calling. Buh bye all. Going to keep posting here. Might get some of my new novel written/typed up. Love all.

Amy, xoxo

Well, that was interesting...

2006-01-25T00:47:07Z

Yesterday... was average. Didn't do a whole lot. Watched Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (^_^). Played WoW for a while. Got a lecture about using Trillian 'cause apparently I'm not meant to be using MSN 'cause Mum and Warwick think I'm gonna get raped and murdered. They think I'm going to get raped and murdered in Newcastle, too, but I go to school there. They're such geniuses. >< I wish Warwick would realise I'm not that stupid, though. I've been using the net and chatrooms and MSN/AIM since I was 10. 5 years. I've had the lecture countless times. I'm not stupid! No one apart from Kate/Krissy/Boo even know my real name! GAH!

</rant>

Rode my bike and walked Ashley, too, to get over the lecture and not tell Warwick he was a moron. GOt home, made dinner and watched cricket/tennis and NCIS.

Bah. Fanfiction.

2006-01-23T22:40:02Z

*Fanfiction*
Do you read or write fanfiction?	Yep. Both.
When did you first start reading/writing fanfiction?	When I was about... 10?
What was your first fandom?	Harry Potter
First ship?	Harry/Hermione
What website do you use most?	I don't have one particular
What do you think of Fanfiction.net?	Yeah... Stuff.
What fandoms have you written in?	Okay. HP, LotR, HHGG, Las Vegas, Supernatural, Love Hina, I know there's more but dammit, can't think. Too early.
Pairings?	Draco/Harry, James/Lucius, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, James/Remus, Aragorn/Legolas, Merry/Pippin (I think...), Mike/Danny, Dean/Sam.
Any fandoms you would like to write in?	Meh. If I find another good show/book.
Do reviews affect how you write in any way?	Kinda. They make me think about where the story's going.
Do you use a beta?	Not really. Kate sometimes.
What ratings do you read/write?	All.
What warnings have you used on your fiction/read?	Everything. Honestly. :D
Do you have any squicks?	I don't like bloodplay. I'll read it if it's a good pairing.
Do you Role-play online? If so, what?	Whatever I can, whenever I can.
Have you ever stolen something from another person's work?	Not knowingly. Used as inspiration.
Favorite fandom to write/read?	Right now. SN on both counts.
Favorite pairing?	Dean/Sam.
Favorite writer/writers?	Katie, Drvsilla, San, Ay, many, many iothers.
How long should a chapter be?	Looooong
Do you write/read drabbles?	Yes. Both.
Any fandoms you avoid?	Anything I don't know the plot behind, and anything I'd die if I got spoilers.
Pairings you avoid?	Anyone/OFC
Warnings you avoid?	Bloodplay, sometimes.
Do the number of reviews tell how good a story is?	No.
What do you think of Mary Sues?	Written some, read some, don't like em.
Have you ever flamed someone?	Yes. >> << >>
Have you ever been flamed?	Yes.
That's it, aren't you glad?	Meh.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

XDDDD

2006-01-23T01:20:58Z

Well. Rhia's party was awesome. I ended up not going as Kitsune. I went as Little Miss Muffet. In an extremely short dress. IT had a petticoat. I felt like such a slut. But. It felt pretty good. :DDD And Rhia looked just as slutty as me, so, I wasn't alone. The fact that Joel kept on looking down my shirt was a little odd. Ellen looked awesome as InuYasha. Laura managed to pull off the gypsy costume soooooo well. Elsa as a cabaret dancer rocked my socks. Pictures will follow.

What's happened since? Very little. Got home, read, lay around, because I felt dead to the world. Walked Ash. Yaay. Watched Silence of the Lambs. ^___^ Great, great movie. We got Charlie and the Chocolate Faactory as well. And my school books. And my new shirts. Lots and lots of fun. -.-'

Today? Got 2 new CDs (In Your Honour, the Foo Fighters, and Franz Ferdinand). And new headphones. FINALLY. And... hmm. Got my skirts back from Belinda, saw my cousin. ^__^

It's been a decent weekend and a good Monday so far. Life is good.

amywonder @ 2006-01-20T18:25:00

2006-01-20T07:27:23Z

Well, what can I say? I'm back on LJ. Fear me.

I should be walking my dog. Obviously, I'm not.

Warwick is sleeping. Mum is at work. I have such an interesting life.

Oh. I may yet OD on Wincest. If this happens, can someone dump a bucket of ice over my head please?

Mm. Stuff. ^^

2005-09-18T23:47:42Z

I'm in English. Look at me go.

Wow. You're going to Green Day. ^^ Congrats. I want to go, but hey. You want it more. HAve fun and take photos and I'm glad your mums being decent.

Well, I had a full weekend. Good, but full. Friday I went to Scott's (goddamnit, he nearly killed me X.x), Saturday was soccer at 10 (we lost but it was a good game and I got to spend some time with Steph and Waughy... I love them), then went home for an hour, then went to puppy school with Ashley, then went to my uncles. Um. Yes. Bell rang. Gotta go. Finish later.

Love Azreil
xxoo

Heya

2005-09-08T22:42:01Z

In the library., Haven't got your letter yet Padfoot dear.

Hmm. I feel like RPing. Still. But because I only get access to the internet at school, I basically can't. -sigh-

Eh. I'm going to have to get off soon 'cause people'll be here by now seeing as people form my bus are now in the library. Stupid year seven kids annoy me.

I have a maths test today. -sigh- On Surds and indices. Damnit. And Rhia and Nita had one yesterday, but theirs was multiple choice. Mr Bailey won't give /us/ a multiple choice test because he thinks we're so good because apparently, w're "accelerated".

Stupid Mr Bailey.

Nah, he's a decent teacher. Ah well.

I nearly lost my post. Stupid school computers.

I love this weather. ^^; It's so nice and spring like. Spring is great.

Anyhow. I'm going to go now. All my love to both of you, my sisters, and to... anyone else.

Wait!
This is stolen from, who else, KAte. Duh.
ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
No matter how random or pointless. Then, post this in your journal and see who asks you what...

Oh yeah! I have a picture for you two. Of us three. It's kinda crappy, but, you know. It'll come in your letter and I apologise for the lack of quality.

Love y'all so much

Love Tonks,
xxoo

What can I say?

2005-09-02T04:23:10Z

Heya all. And by all I mean Kate and Krissy. And possibly Moppy.
I'm in Geography. Again. It's a good place for posting. Like non-sport. Non sport was good. *nod*
Rhee's next to me. She's looking at Gaia. Look at her go.
Heehee. "I'm stark raving gay! Look at me go!"
Um. Never mind me.
I wrote a saga story. Worship me. It;s very AU. Las is screwing Rhee, Thari is screwing Arrers, Rhee's unhappy and Bel's angry. Um. Yes. ^^ It was fun.
Meh. I'm kinda bored. *nodnod* That's cause it's geo and it's boring. Um. Yeah.
If you still wanna know Katie, then Saturdays are good for me. I'll let you know if that changes. And not this Saturday (as in tomorrow) during the day because I might be going to the foreshore with Tim. Twill be fun.
And yes, I was talking about Ed from Las Vegas. Danny/Mike is good slash.
I have to go now. *wave* Love ya all.
Azreil
xxoo

XD I'm in a good mood.

2005-08-30T23:28:23Z

So... Hiya again all!
I'm in non-sport 'cause I'm sick and the year eleven's in soccer should die, um, yes. ^^ *waves* I'm in a good mood. I dunno why. I think I'm going to type up and post one of myt short fics. Um. Yes. I'm bored.
Mum thinks I like Moppy. XD This amuses me. But I can't say anything. So, I won't.
I have to do a project on Sumer. Sumer is annoying. Let's stab it.
Anywho. I shall go now. I may be back later. ^^ I love ya both Kate and Kris... and if anyone else's reading this... Hi...

Stolen from Kate:
Write down a list of twelve characters, then answer the questions. Don't look at the questions before listing your characters.

1. Sirius
2. Remus
3. James
4. Lucius
5. Mike
6. Danny
7. Ed
8. Draco
9. Harry
10. Legolas
11. Aragorn
12. Faramir

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Danny/Aragorn. Hmm. That would be good. But I haven't. *pretty thoughts*

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lucius? Mmm. Yes. Very.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd be... O.o ish. It'd be odd.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I write them...

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
HELL YEAH! *more pretty thoughts*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mike/Harry or Mike/Las. Hmm. Neither, particularly, but... Mike/Las, even though its like, impossible.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ed would be slightly, actually extremely scared. And fire their asses. Even though they don't work for him.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
James/Las? I'm sure its been done. AU.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Sirius/Draco... Probably.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
The Extremely Bad Slash that Should Never Have Been Written and Makes Me Want To Stab My Eyes Out.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Slytherin/Gryffindor slash... Mm...

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Dear God I hope not. *shudder*

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Remus/Lucius/Mike. I doubt it. Remus/Lucius, probably.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Aragorn"...? Eh.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Um. I'm not quite sure

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sirius/Danny/Faramir. Crossover. POssibly kinky. Probably wouldn't read.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"SIRI DIED! LOVE ME!" (Yes, Kate, I know I stole this. But it wouldn't happen)

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Uh... two days ago, I was writing it.

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
...Bah. Danny is sexy.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Possibly. More drunk though.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
*scratches eyeballs out* No, just No. NONONONONO!

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
The Very Scary Crossover Fic. Kate, Rhee and... Buh. Not me.